I Paid The Xtortionist

 

I know, I know. "Hello my friend we meet again, it's been awhile, where should we begin?" as the (in)famous Creed song goes. Well, as I've mentioned before, I used to have an actual website and I used to regularly write drivel and publish it there. But, it was never meant to be anything other than a hobby and creative outlet, and it started to feel like work. And, when I abandoned the site, I was still "taking what they're given cuz I'm working for a living", so anyway, moving right along. I feel like an explanation is needed, and given the "TL/DR" nature of "the site formerly known as twitter", here is a good, old fashioned BLOG POST of where we are in the journey.

Xtortion. As the title states plainly - "I paid the Xtortionist" (spelling intentional). For those who may not be aware, I first joined the twitter platform over 10 years ago, for the sole purpose of promoting my lame old website. And, what began as a (seemingly) necessary chore, quickly morphed into a fun, albeit addictive little time waster. "Tweeting" random thoughts, funny jokes, cute dog video clips, etc.  Then, gradually, political news, opinion, and commentary. And then my "follower count" began to actually grow. And with that, came genuine human interaction. "twitter friends" became an actual thing. People who would respond, reply, repost. And over the course of the past decade, twitter, like everything and everyone else, CHANGED. It became the topic of headline news. It became a tool of suppression. It became an unofficial arm of the Federal Government. And then it became the property of the "Richest Man On Earth!" (cue the superhero theme song). And once that happened, for some reason, a giant X got painted on the back of yours truly here. And not an official X logo, as twitter is now so named either. But as in  - "X marks the spot". As in - "target acquired, begin the suppression". As in - After over a decade of skirting the conservative purges and the mass bans of "Jack", suddenly I found myself facing my very first "timeout". (You can read my previous entry for details on that). And then the latest debacle - the extortion (with an X).

You see, for some (still to this moment) unknown reason, the "Wizrds of Smartz" as I like to call them, decided that I, or my actual X account, is a "BOT". Or that I use a BOT. Or that somehow, I am not human. Or whatever the actual purported problem is or was, I became the target of the automated ROBOCOPS of X. 

And every morning, as I hopped on to X to post my daily news and musings, within short order, the proverbial cell door would get slammed shut. "Your account has been locked". No warnings, no "DMs", no emails, no official notification from any living, breathing, human employee of Elon Musk. Just BOOM. Now, for all of you uninitiated to life in the X stir/clink/slammer/Big House. when your account gets locked, you are forced to take a "prove you're a human" test. It's so infantile, it's beyond absurd. Move the little cartoon character to the proper classroom chair that matches the symbols on the left of the screen. I imagine it would be amusing for kindergartners. But for the rest of us, it's just plucking insulting. But, like a good little addict who'll jump through any hoop to get his next fix, you take the test which supposedly proves, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that yes, indeed, you are a real. live, human being. A Non-Cyborg. The genuine article. Like Coke, "The Real Thing". I'm not sure how "A.I." is so intelligent that it cannot possibly figure out how to click a few arrows, but according to the Wizrds of Smartz, only us mouth breathers can do it. So you do. But wait, there's more! ( cue the Game Show Host Announcer Voice). 

Once you've proven you're worthy of providing free content and your personal information to X, you're allowed to resume clicking hard - only to learn that you've suddenly, somehow, UNFOLLOWED EVERYONE YOU'VE BEEN FOLLOWING ON THE PLATFORM?!?!?!? Yup. That's your prize. That's your reward. For being falsely accused of being Klaatu. or The Borg, or The Terminator, X kindly unfollows you from everyone instantly. And, as a bonus, they'll take upwards of two hours to restore your account and re-follow everyone on your behalf. MEANWHILE, back at The Halls of Justice (cue the Cartoon Announcer Voice), at LEAST one, and usually more, of your mutual followers will drop you. They'll unfollow you. And why not? After all, they don't know YOU didn't unfollow them. They don't get a DM or a post or an email explaining that it wasn't you, that you didn't drop them like they're hot, like you didn't ghost them. Nope. They think you unfollowed them first. So they drop you right back. Fair is fair. Turnabout is fair play. Right? WRONG. 

It turns out that once you get the first false accusation/account lock/prove you're a human/don't do it again you naughty boy you/ treatment, YOU'RE ON THE LIST. From that point moving forward, the BOT POLICE OF X have you on the "Do Not Fly" list. The "Lumps of Coal and Switches for X-Mas" list. The "Here's an Account Designated for Xtortion" list. Yup! Once you regain control of your newly sprung from the joint account, X slaps a big 'ole "GET VERIFIED" label on you. Grok, the friendly "Good Bot" of X, is happy to inform you that if you'd only get verified, X will stop locking your account and unfollowing you from everyone EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR MISERABLE LIFE. "But why do I need to be verified after 10 years of tweeting/posting/farting on twitter/X?" I asked aloud to nobody in particular. "But, I'm not a Paid Influencer/Salesperson/Crypto/Porno/Talking Head/Politician/Self Righteous Dude who makes his living on Social Media Guru Guy!" I whined to nobody who cared.

DOESN'T MATTER says the robocops of X. Elon needs his $7.95 per month (turns out it's actually $8) more than your old, curmudgeony, ass. So, you can keep getting locked and taking kindergartner tests daily, and then have your account eventually dwindle down to nobody following you and you're just John The Baptist screaming in the wilderness, OR! And, you know the Or. 

But I fought. I fought the good fight. I clicked hard I POSTED HARD. I screenshotted. I @'d X Support. I Googled. I bitched. It doesn't matter. Once you're on "The List", you're on the list. You've got the X on your back. Like a Monkey. And it ain't going away. So, after 15 lockouts, 15 tests, 15 "Get Verified" reminders, I caved. I folded like a cheap suit. I gave up. Quit. I broke out an unused credit card and paid the toll to the trolls. Turns out, all it takes to be a VERIFIED HUMAN is a Credit Card. MONEY. X already had my email address, which funnily enough, IS MY ACTUAL NAME@.... And, they already had my cell phone number, which funnily enough, has a voicemail, WHICH STATES MY NAME, IN MY HUMAN VOICE. What they didn't have, however, was my MONEY. That was the one missing piece of the puzzle which had The Wizrds of Smartz CONVINCED that I was a BOT. Weird huh? I wasn't asked for my Driver's License, my Passport, my Voter Registration. "NO ID NEEDED!" the bots chirp, just your U.S. funds.  And so it is done. I am a Sheep, hear me bleat.

So, as of this writing, I am "under review". I'm not sure what more reviewing needs to be done. I've been on the platform since July, 2014. I've tweeted ALOT. Posted ALOT. And NONE OF IT is (or was) a violation of twitter/X rules. Not even "Lefty Jack" ever found reason to give me so much as a warning. But Elon's minions didn't like my little, non-consequential FREE account. So now they're reviewing and I'm $8 in debt. Don't cry for me Argentina. I've got $8 to spare. But it's the point of it all. I was Xtorted and I gave in. It was either that, or admit that the past 10 years wasting time on Social Media has been a waste of time. And we can't have that, can we? So look out world, here I come! 

UPDATE! - > Okee, Dokee. So, it turns out that on Sunday, 03/23, The Wizrds of Smartz finished their review and found me to be a legitimate, living, breathing, certified, 100% authentic, Homo Sapien aka Human Being and awarded me with the very distinguished prize of a shiny new blue checkmark. (Actual retail value, $8, your milage may vary, see Dealer for details). And then life was grand. I posted like Pro and even picked up a few new followers.....UNTIL (you just knew there was going to be an until) about 9:20 pm.

Above please find the enclosed offending post (formerly known as "tweet"). Obviously you can see how offensive it is. The horror. The shame. Oh, the Humanity! Wait, what? You can't see anything wrong with that image or the wording of the post? Oh. Well, obviously YOU'RE not a Wizrd of Smartz. Clearly. If you were, then you'd already know THAT'S A LOCKDOWN post. Yup. I hit the "share" button on a PC Gamer news article and X found that to be "Suspicious Activity"!

But you have a BLUECHECKMARK THINGY I hear you say in my head. Actually, one of my mutual follows even noticed that and posted it to my TL. Yes. Yes I do. And apparently, my hard earned 8 bucks paid via credit card doesn't go very far in today's economy. OR, "you get what you pay for". OR, I don't know much about "Or". Either way, it was back to the old "Prove you're a Human" test and "We've removed you from following everyone for your convenience" and "Thanks for paying us to prove you're a Human, we'll restore your account to full functionality in roughly 2.5 hours".

So? Now what? I dunno. I'm not a Wizrd of Smartz. CLEARLY. But, additional @ posts to Support are about as helpful as a 5th wagon wheel. And, you cannot contact them via the actual Support Page on the Official X Website because they'll helpfully remind you that "Your Account is not locked or suspended". Anyway, if you happen to be reading this and know of a PROVEN way to resolve it (as in, not a theory or "Why don't you try...."), PLEASE let me know. You can DM me or @ me or find me in the wilderness over on "Truth Social" where 97% of my X followers apparently aren't active or following me. OK? Thanks!

Elon Musk's Purchase Has Ruined My Twitter...

 

So, I thought I had given up blogging for good. After writing hundreds of posts on my original URL (which has long since been abandoned), and then even trying a soft reboot here on Blogspot, I finally realized that it all seemed like a whole lot of WORK. Work for which I was not being paid to do. It was always just a hobby for me anyway, and one that I honestly enjoyed....until I didn't. Again, when your fun time starts to feel like work time and there's no paycheck at the end of the tunnel? It's time to hang up your tri-cornered hat. BUT - after over eight and a half carefree, mostly stress free YEARS of twittering away on twitter without so much as a single solitary notice of anything untoward from the platform, today - February 16th, 2023 - I got a 12 Hour "timeout". A temporary injunction. A little slap on the proverbial wrist from twitter. ME! The benign, rated PG-13 (at most) Guy who never so much as types out profanity! Locked out of being able to tweet or retweet from my account for 12 Hours. Why? 

Well, according to Elon's Crew of Perturbed Pronoun Police, I posted a tweet that had to be removed for violating their terms of service - specifically hateful speech or speech that promotes or incites violence. I know, I know. You don't believe "You would ever do that!". And, you are correct. In fact, if you haven't done so already, I invite you to personally review the over 150,000+ tweets I've ever sent out through the ether (ignoring how obscene that number is) and see if you can even FIND ONE TWEET THAT PROMOTES VIOLENCE or could be considered "hate" by any legal, rational definition. It's not there. I've personally weathered every storm, every purge, every attack from every Leftist known and unknown, and not ONCE have I ever resorted to calling for violence or hate - even in jest. "But, but, but you got a 12 hour limited account suspension" I imagine my imaginary reader saying. "Surely you must have deserved it! Surely you must have let your hate flag fly high, and begged your thousands of fans (!)  to take to the streets in violent criminality and TOS violationing, right?" NOPE. Wanna know the best part? I had to remove an offending tweet that WASN'T EVEN MY TWEET! That's write!....I mean right. The offending tweet was not my original thought or composition. In fact, I didn't type a single letter of it.

OK, OK. I've kept your attention this long, so I'll tell you exactly what I did to get the 12 hour boot - I saw an article on https://spectator.org/ entitled Let’s Just Say It: Transgenderism Is a Mental Illness

by Scott McKay 

...and I clicked the "tweet" button at the bottom of the article. THAT'S IT. That's the violation. That's all it took. And about 25 minutes later I go to login to twitter and BOOM! I'm a criminal. Pond Scum. Lower than Low. A Law Breaker. A TOS Violator. 

Now, whether you are open minded, closed minded, Left, Right, Squishy Middle, or Undecided - Which word in that article's headline is calling for violence? Which word is calling for hate? I don't hate Transgenders and I don't hate the Mentally Ill. Had the article (which again, I didn't write) been entitled "Let's Hate Transgenders And The Mentally Ill And Be Violent Towards Them", I wouldn't have clicked the tweet button to share it. BUT IT DOESN'T SAY THAT. What is actually does is  - express An Opinion. 

And now to the meat and potatoes - Opinions used to be allowed on twitter. At least I was able to share them. I can't speak for anyone else's experience, but - I've tweeted "worse" as measured by Woke Standards. But, ever since Elon Musk purchased the platform, my twitter is ruined. It's just not the same. Oh, don't misunderstand - twitter still permanently bans 5 to 10 of my mutual followers per day on average. And, it still looks the same. The layout is identical. And the functionality remains remarkably strong. But - the Staff? Well, they have always been 99% Leftists who hate anyone who hasn't consumed the blue pill/kool-aid. But, ever since Elon purchased the platform, they are angry, bitter, vengeful Leftists. Granted, my popularity has always been limited and so has my reach. But now? I'm largely invisible to all but a handful of die-hard mutual followers (who clearly have excellent taste btw). Tweets that used to get retweeted now only get likes. Tweets that used to get likes now only get viewed. And tweets that used to only get viewed? Seriously. MAYBE one view? Two? It's absurd. Prior to Elon I had slowly built back up to over 4,000 followers after the great "Q Purge" following Biden's installment confirmation.  Yeah - that's been decimated by Elon's Crew too. Last I looked it was 3,963 or something? 

And let's talk about something I know nothing about ("Could you be more specific?") - algorithms. I can look up the dictionary definition, but that doesn't mean I know a damn thing about them, except to know that they've been changed, and not in a good way. Apparently my tweets are being shown to people who HATE ME because I'm not a fellow traveler in the drone factory of Leftist Borg. And I assume that because of A) of who has been trying to follow me lately (specifically fake chick bots), and B) my tweets of News or Opinion Articles from legitimate websites have started getting "warning labels". Look, if you need a trigger warning before you read a News Headline? Maybe you shouldn't be on the internet. You know, that digital portal where the #1 searched term is PORN?!?! Yeah, that thing. And my little rated PG-13 twitter account that lacks profanity, hate, violence, or subversion needs to be soft-locked for 12 hours because I share a link to AN OPINION PIECE in The American Spectator? OK.

So, I'll wrap it up and - I appreciate your time. Not because it pays me anything, but because I appreciate knowing *somebody* is curious as to my whereabouts. And, let's be honest - we're on twitter because the other twitter-like platforms suck. They just do. And, I'm on them for "just in case", but the truth is - Elon's Purchase Has Ruined My Twitter. I hope he fixes it. I doubt he will. I hope I'm wrong.

This Could Happen To You (Insert Your Name Here)!

So (Insert Your Name Here), YOU are in big trouble! You probably don't remember this, but I do. You see, about forty years ago you sexually assaulted me! Now don't ask me the exact date, because it was a long time ago and I simply can't remember. But you and I attended (Insert Your High School Name Here) together, and it happened at a party. Of course, it was a long time ago so I don't remember who was hosting the party, but it was obviously somebody we both knew. Probably. Anyway, what I do remember is that (Insert A Mutual Acquaintance Name Here) was there and saw what you did to me. Frankly, I don't care if (Insert A Mutual Acquaintance Name Here) denies it. I remember it, and that's all that matters. Well, that and the fact that I have finally mustered up the courage to ruin your life.

Yes, I realize that I've had forty some odd years to bring this up before and never did until now. No, I never reported you to the local Police back then, but I'm willing to allow them to investigate now. Of course, the trail may be a bit cold at this point seeing as how I can't remember the date of the assault or the address of the assault. Well, that and the fact that you never actually were successful in getting my clothes off, so there is no "DNA" to test. But none of that matters (Insert Your Name Here)! I know you are guilty, and that is "my truth".

Because of what you did (Insert Your Name Here) , you don't deserve that (Insert Your New Job/Promotion/Career Here). Yes, I have watched you progress through your life in silence all these many years. No, I never once tried to stop your advancement or achievement before. But now the stakes are simply too high. You see (Insert Your Name Here), your (Insert Your New Job/Promotion/Career Here) conflicts with my personal beliefs. My "truth" if you will. And after all, I'm all that really matters to me. So you see? I simply had to come forward now. To be honest with you (Insert Your Name Here), I've already considered the fact that most of what I am now saying cannot be independently verified. Fortunately for me, in this day and age of Social Media and "Fake News", I know that there will be millions of people who share my personal beliefs about you. They, like me, don't really care what happened forty years ago, so long as you are prevented from obtaining that (Insert Your New Job/Promotion/Career Here).

Nowadays, the only "truth" that matters is the one that I and people like me share. We simply want what is best for us and people like us. You (Insert Your Name Here) are not one of us. You don't look like us, act like us, think like us, and most importantly, vote like us. Honestly, it's as if you are opposite of us in most every way! In fact, my friends and I have come to the conclusion (Insert Your Name Here) that you are actually against us. That pretty much makes you the enemy. And you know what they say (Insert Your Name Here), "All is fair in love and war!". No pun intended, of course. But make no mistake (Insert Your Name Here), this is war. You are the enemy, and you absolutely must be prevented from getting that (Insert Your New Job/Promotion/Career Here). No matter the cost. My friends and I will sacrifice everything for what we believe. For our truth. We will give up our dignity. We will have no shame. We will do or say whatever we must to achieve our goals and insure our success. And if it means that I remember you sexually assaulted me forty years ago, so be it. Sexual Assault is horrible and you are horrible, so of course you must be guilty.

Now, I want you to know (Insert Your Name Here) that I am willing to forgive and forget if we can come to a mutually beneficial understanding. I'm sure you want this whole disgusting matter to simply go away, and I can make that happen for you. As I'm sure you are aware, the general public has a very short attention span. Most folks don't care as much as you or I do about such things. So here is what I am willing to do (Insert Your Name Here). If you would simply give up on that (Insert Your New Job/Promotion/Career Here) and go away quietly, then I will agree to do the same. We will both just fade away, and in a few short days or weeks nobody will remember either one of us. Then we can all be happy again. What do you say (Insert Your Name Here), do we have a deal? I sure hope so. For your sake mostly, as I'm starting to remember that you did a lot more than just the one assault on me back in High School.  A whole lot more.  

Where Did They Go?

Hello Y'all! Sorry I haven't written in a while, but I've been busy doing nothing at all. Anyway, I got to thinking about Conspiracy Theories today. The latest one floating around the Interwebs is the "Qanon" deal. Have no fear, I'm not going down that particular Rabbit Hole today. You can Google that stuff all damn day long and still come back with - "OK, WHAT?!?!?". No, I'm talking about OLD Conspiracy Theories. The ones that you used to see a while back but nobody talks about anymore. Where did they go? Where do old Conspiracy Theories go to die? Or, is it like MacArthur famously said - "Old Conspiracy Theories never die, they just fade away." OK, he didn't really say that. But anyway, let's get to it and see if you, like me, remember any of these gems.

THE BLACK HELICOPTERS. Remember this one? This was big back in the late 1980's and early 1990's. Yeah, the story goes that if you saw a U.F.O. or "Flying Saucer" and told anybody about it, the "Mysterious Black Helicopters" would begin following you around. Kinda reminds me of that scene in Goodfellas, only without the cool music. Good times, good times. Anyway, apparently the Black Helicopters no longer do this. Where did they go? I mean, these days you can report a U.F.O. all day long and nobody so much as bats an eye. In fact, you can release footage from actual U.S. Military Pilots shot from the cockpit, and the public says - *Yawn* Nothing to see here folks. Move along. But most importantly, no helicopters, Black or otherwise. That theory is gone like Tuesday in the wind. Moving right along ->

CHEMTRAILS. Remember this one? This lasted a bit longer than the helicopters. In fact, you can still find folks today who are trying to keep it alive. But mostly, it too is missing from our collective consciousness. Now if you aren't familiar, the theory goes that the U.S. Military (or Somebody) is flying aircraft in the sky that spread chemicals in the form of contrails. Hence the name - Chem plus Contrail equals Chemtrail. And these chemicals are supposedly really bad. Depending upon who is revealing the theory, the Chemtrails are either meant to seed clouds to control the weather, or they are psycho-active agents that are designed to poison the minds of the masses to make us all compliant for the New World Order. Fun stuff huh? Anyway, planes are still flying and still leaving white streaks in the skies, but the Conspiracy Theories about them are gone. Where did they go?

Oh well, there are many more I'm sure, but my hands hurt from typing. If you've got any fun theories to share, hit me up on twitter. Otherwise, keep your eyes on the skies and I'll see you tomorrow!

This Piece Ain't Mine!

Hey Y'all,

Sorry for the lack of posting lately. I've been going through some serious issues which I will not bore you with here. Suffice to say, however, that I thought it high time I did a little updating. So, without further adieu (as they say), I ran across this old screed which became rather viral back in 2013. It was erroneously attributed to Jeff Foxworthy when it first surfaced due to it's similarity to the whole "You might be a Redneck" style in which it is written.

Although I would assume Mr. Foxworthy probably agrees with most everything this piece states, he is, in fact, NOT the author of it. Apparently the original posting was done by a man named Fritz Edmunds, and it first appeared on his own blog  "Politcally True".  According to Mr. Edmunds, some of the content of the piece is actually his own, and the rest was reprinted from sources who were either anonymous or did not provide any copyright notice. Regardless. none of the following was created by me, so don't sue the messenger OK?  Anyway, check this out and see if it doesn't hold true even today!

A Country Founded by Geniuses but Run by Idiots Attributed to Jeff Foxworthy: If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If, in the nation’s largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If an 80-year-old woman or a three-year-old girl who is confined to a wheelchair can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is "cute," but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government regulation and intrusion, while not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and free cell phones — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If the government’s plan for getting people back to work is to provide incentives for not working, by granting 99 weeks of unemployment checks, without any requirement to prove that gainful employment was diligently sought, but couldn’t be found — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big-screen TV, while your neighbor buys iPhones, time shares, a wall-sized do-it-all plasma screen TV and new cars, and the government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If being stripped of your Constitutional right to defend yourself makes you more "safe" according to the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. What a country! How about we give God a reason to continue blessing America!

So there it is! Now I might be alone in thinking the above is all true, but I doubt it. In fact, I'm quite sure The Founding Fathers would be absolutely appalled at how their little "experiment" has turned out thus far. Oh well, if there is one thing we can all agree on, it's that the current state of affairs in our Nation is Absurdity. And, of course, that's the reason you stopped by ain't it? Oh well, thanks again and I'll see ya next time!

Fake News...I mean, Fake Commercials!

So, as an avid reader of online news, I'm always tempted to click on the cheesy outside links that usually reside (as an ad) within the body of the articles I peruse. They always have some kind of appealing, yet trashy angle to them like "The Secret Andy Griffith Hid From Everyone!" or "The Three Foods your Doctor Warns Will Kill You!". Of course, I know they are just spam and "click bait", but still, sometimes it's fun to be diverted from reality ya know? 

But lately, the "Fake News" syndrome has taken on a new form, and now the bait-and-switch articles don't even pretend to be news, they pose as news and then they link to a fake article under a fake banner just to sell some manner of snake oil! Case in point the photo above. It reads "K. James Punches a Fan" and has a banner that reads "Breaking News". OK. I'll bite. So, some fool told Kevin James that Paul Blart the Mall Cop was a crap movie and the K-Man went postal and knocked the dude out right? NOPE! 

When you click the link, it takes you a completely bogus website called "craftyproduction.com (clever name huh?) which purports to actually be Fox News (seriously!) which then goes on to explain that Kevin James has "E.D." and has tried all of the available prescriptions to no avail until he tried (and I kid you not) "ALPHA HARD RELOAD". Now I don't know about you, but I just can't picture Kevin James being so "hard up" for cash that he would EVER do an "E.D." commercial, much less one for a product with an absurd name like "ALPHA HARD RELOAD" which appears on a bogus website claiming to be Fox News, do you? Maybe it's just me, I dunno. Anyway, it's absurd, so I thought I'd share. The moral of the story is, not only is the news "fake", the commercials are too! See you tomorrow!

Starting Over

So, "no promises of Arabian nights, no white waves on an ocean, no gems from a golden age", or so the old song by ICEHOUSE goes (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o9BCQP0cns) Anyway, I'm thinking of restarting the old blog via good ole' GOOGLE. Perhaps the absurdity remains. We shall see. Stay tuned

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