That is Absurdity!: December 2014

Wednesday, December 31, 2014

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Dec. 31st, '14/1st, '15 - So, I don’t mind admitting that I’ve been “drunk” a time or two in my life. I’m not saying that I am particularly proud of that fact or anything, but then again, I’m not all that ashamed of it either. Probably because I don’t remember all of the horrible antics during my drunken episodes! But still, somehow through the thick fog and haze...

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Tuesday, December 30, 2014

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Dec. 30th/31st, 2014 - So, I caught the “CRUD”. You know what the “CRUD” is don’t you? Some people call it a “bug” and some people call it a “cold”. But it is the “CRUD”. And it is so named because it makes you feel like CRUD. Oh well, there are worse ailments to have for sure, so I suppose I shouldn’t complain. But I will. Yeah,...

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Monday, December 29, 2014

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Dec. 29th/30th, 2014 - So, "why did I walk into this room?" Have you ever asked yourself that question? Welcome to my reality! No, I don’t have Alzheimer's yet. YET! It is a question that plagues all of humanity at some point. All of us who live long enough will think of something that we need to do, and when it happens we will readily leave our current location to go do it. Then...

Saturday, December 27, 2014

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Dec. 27th/28th, 2014 - So, as I have written about before, people do all kinds of strange things to their bodies. They pierce themselves with all manner of metal objects, from ear rings to nose rings. Some folks have “horns” surgically implanted into their heads. And I’m sure you’ve seen the pictures of the Dude who transformed himself into a “human lizard” before. But sometimes, people do things...

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Thursday, December 25, 2014

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Dec. 25th/26th, 2014 - So, the “Big Day” arrived. Did Santa bring you everything you wanted? I made out like a bandit! Our daughter, however, got away with being terribly naughty this year. Did you see yesterday’s edition? She did exactly what I described that she would do, except she ignored our command to go back to bed and began screaming up the staircase at...

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Wednesday, December 24, 2014

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Dec. 24th/25th, 2014 - So, this is the “Big Event”. The day children of all ages have been waiting for all year. It’s finally CHRISTMAS! Oh man, when I was a kid, Christmas took approximately nine years to arrive. It’s TRUE! The only time a kid could expect to get “presents” back in the day was on his or her birthday or at Christmas. And when you are a child, what in the...

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Monday, December 22, 2014

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Dec. 22nd/23rd, 2014 - So, everything you read about in the news lately is regarding all of the “protests”. Protests here, protests there, protests, protests everywhere! People marching in the streets, people looting, people destroying other people’s property. It’s horrible! So, I thought I would take us back to...

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Sunday, December 21, 2014

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Dec. 21st/22nd, 2014 - So, I just happened upon THIS story today. It’s no big deal really. Just a dude holding a "long-barreled weapon and a fake chicken" who was threatening to eat a woman alive. WHAT?!?! Yeah, just a typical crime story. A drunken dude, a rifle, and a …….rubber chicken? Folks, I’m sorry but...

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Saturday, December 20, 2014

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Dec. 20th/21st, 2014 - So, did you happen to see THIS story on the “interwebs” yesterday? It happens every year around the Christmas Season. Seemingly normal, rational people will suddenly get struck by the Christmas Spirit like a lightning bolt and give away their money or possessions to complete strangers! WHAT?!?! Yeah, it doesn’t usually happen any other time of the year, but...

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Friday, December 19, 2014

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Dec. 19th/20th, 2014 - So, I thought we might have a little “Weekend Fun” with this edition. Yeah, one of the inescapable facts of the Season is that no matter where in this country you live, at least one radio station in your town has been playing Christmas Music 24 hours a day since Thanksgiving. Every single song is...

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Thursday, December 18, 2014

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Dec. 18th/19th, 2014 - So, “Jingle Bells” is actually a song about drunk driving written by a “jerk”. WHAT?!?!? Hey don’t blame me, I’m just the messenger! But apparently it’s true! And there is even more high absurdity to the story. Not only is “Jingle Bells” a song about drunk driving, it...

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

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Dec. 17th/18th, 2014 - So, one of my family’s traditions during the Christmas Season is to break out and watch all of the old classic Holiday Movies. Yeah, it truly is one of the best ways to help get you into the Spirit of the Season. Now some of our favorites are the following – A Christmas Story, Miracle on 34th St., It’s a Wonderful Life, and, of course, A Christmas Carol. Only the originals will do, and each of those films is...

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Tuesday, December 16, 2014

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Dec. 16th/17th, 2014 - So, I was listening to the radio today and a man in a commercial asked the question “where is the can?” He then followed that up with the statement – “No, I don’t mean the one down the hall on the left”. This is where you insert the drummer’s “rim shot” right? But obviously he was referring to one of the many colorful names people use for the...

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Monday, December 15, 2014

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Dec. 15th/16th, 2014 - So, did you know that The United States of America was founded by drunks? WHAT?!?!? Yeah, I know you didn’t learn that in grade school. But it happens to be true! Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not calling our Founding Fathers “bums” or saying that they frequently “passed out” in public like a bunch of wild frat boys. In fact, they were some of the greatest minds...

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Sunday, December 14, 2014

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Dec. 14th/15th, 2014 - So, did you happen to see THIS story on the “interwebs”? Apparently there are actually people in this world who don’t believe The Beatles ever really existed. WHAT?!?! Yeah, it’s pretty weird alright. But, according to the article, the folks who are making this claim state: “We are here to explore whether the original individuals themselves ever...

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Saturday, December 13, 2014

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Dec. 13th/14th, 2014 - So, how many chemicals do you eat everyday? WHAT?!?! You do know that you eat chemicals don’t you? I mean, you may not eat them in their “raw” form like straight from the “test tube” or anything, but you eat them nevertheless. You’re just lucky to be living in the good old U.S. of A., because many of these chemicals that you love so much are...

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Friday, December 12, 2014

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Dec. 12th/13th, 2014 - So, did you see THIS news story yet? This is another one of those re-run type articles that pops up every Christmas Season – The awkward family Christmas photos! Yeah, I’m not really sure what it is about the holidays that makes people lose all sense of decency and rational thought, but it happens every year. Perfectly normal, reasonable people will...

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Thursday, December 11, 2014

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Dec. 11th/12th, 2014 - So, did you see THIS story today? Oh man, I wondered if I should even go near this, but it speaks to a larger point so I will try to tread carefully. Anyway, what I have been noticing over the past 20 years is that it is becoming increasingly harder for people to be able to speak the truth without being ridiculed or attacked. WHAT?!?! Yes, you read that correctly. If a...

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Wednesday, December 10, 2014

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Dec. 10th/11th, 2014 - So, did you happen to see THIS story in the news today? Wow! You know, I suppose I am rather lucky in that I've never actually known anybody who was murdered. WHAT?!?! Yeah, it's a strange thing to say I suppose, but you do read about it all of the time in the news. It is the number one lead story on every local T.V. news broadcast too! It starts the same way every night at 6:00 p.m....

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Tuesday, December 9, 2014

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Dec. 9th/10th, 2014 - So, THIS news story is a couple of days old, but good absurdity is good absurdity right? Anyway, if there is one thing I know, it’s that nobody wants to see a naked man. WHAT??!?! Yeah, I know, I know, it makes me feel a little awkward even typing it out since I happen to be a man. Of course, I’m not a naked man…..at the moment…..as far as you know….I mean, unless you happen to stumble upon this site while...

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Monday, December 8, 2014

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Dec. 8th/9th, 2014 - So, did you happen to see THIS story today? If you missed it, don’t worry. Next week, there will be another one just like it. And no, I’m not talking about another “cop shoots unarmed man” type story either. I’m referring to when Deer break in to your home and ransack it. WHAT?!? Yeah, it’s strange occurrence, but nearly every week I see another...

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Sunday, December 7, 2014

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Dec. 7th/8th, 2014 - So, those of you who have kids are going to know exactly what I’m talking about here. Those without children, get ready to be schooled on some of the painful realities of parenthood. Every little boy and girl loves to have and/or attend the “sleep over”. Whether it is hosting somebody else’s kid at your house, or packing your kid up and shipping him or her off to someone else’s house, every kid just loves it! Now, as much as it...

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Saturday, December 6, 2014

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Dec. 6th/7th, 2014 - So, with all of the troubles we’ve seen raging across the country between “civilians” and the police, I thought I might take us back to a gentler, simpler time. I time like September 7, 2007 when the biggest problem a man faced in dealing with the police was in trying to get his porn collection back.WHAT?!?!? Yeah, it’s a bizarre one folks, and I originally wrote about it on my old blog “That’s Absurd” which used to appear on...

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Thursday, December 4, 2014

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Dec. 4th/5th, 2014 - So, did you happen to see THIS article? Apparently a major elevator manufacturer called ThyssenKrupp is creating an actual version of Willy Wonka’s Elevator! Well, not really, but it sure will feel like it if they actually get it up and running. They are promising it will go front ways and back ways and sideways and all I can see is a whole lot of...

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Wednesday, December 3, 2014

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Dec. 3rd/4th, 2014 - So, if you are an avid reader of the news like I am, then after a short while you begin to notice certain “trends” or reoccurring themes. Especially leading up to or during the Holidays. You know how it is. Every October we see all kinds of “spooky” stories about ghosts and goblins and haunted places. Every November we see a bunch of stories about...

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Tuesday, December 2, 2014

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Dec. 2nd/3rd, 2014 - So, did you happen to see THIS recent study? Basically they said that “people who dream about murder may be more aggressive during waking hours.” Dream about WHAT?!?! Who in the hell dreams about murder? I would imagine that could be really disturbing! Of course, it is not like you can control what you dream about anyway, but still. I have to confess that...

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Monday, December 1, 2014

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Dec. 1st/2nd, 2014 - So, I heard on the radio this afternoon that there is a new scam going around the “interwebs” whereby folks receive an email indicating that they are due to receive an inheritance from a “long lost relative”. I think you know where this is going right? So, of course, the fools who believe this will willingly provide the email scammers with...

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