That is Absurdity!: January 2015

Friday, January 30, 2015

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Jan 30th /31st '2015 So, did you happen to see THIS story in the news? I guess these people don’t know how to use a window or a peephole huh? In case you didn’t click the link, the story is an actual news article about some folks in Michigan who were “scared” by “aggressive door to door sales people”. WHAT?!?! I’m sorry y’all. Perhaps I am just too jaded. Perhaps I’ve read...

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

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Jan 27th /28th '2015 So, are you gainfully employed? If so, do you enjoy your job? Even if you do, chances are that you still have to deal with a certain amount of “crap” at your workplace am I right? You know, the annoying co-worker, the insane Boss, the impossible deadlines, and various other maladies that plague your workplace. We’ve all ...

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Sunday, January 25, 2015

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Jan 25th /26th '2015 So, I might as well go ahead and admit it right here and right now for all of the world wide “interwebs” to read. Are you ready? Are you sitting down? OK, here it is – I have never been abducted by a U.F.O. WHAT?!?! I know, I know. Hard to believe ain’t it? Well, it’s true y’all. I’ve never been aboard an alien spacecraft, I’ve never been attacked by creatures from outer space, and...

Thursday, January 22, 2015

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Jan 22nd /23rd '2015 So, we have a World in flames, we have Islamic Terrorists taking over entire Countries, we have an Economy in the toilet, and people are worried about a friggin’ deflated FOOTBALL?!?!?! I’m sorry folks, but am I the “Lone Wolf Crying in the Wilderness” or have I found myself on Planet Absurdity? What in the hell is wrong with us? The nation that won...

Wednesday, January 21, 2015

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Jan 21st /22nd '2015 So, if there is one thing that I know and constantly fail to put into practice, it would be that age old adage – “you attract more flies with honey than you do with vinegar”. Now if you haven’t heard that one before, it basically means that people are more attracted to kind words than they are to harsh words. Now this should be common sense. SHOULD BE. But when I become angry or upset, the first...

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Monday, January 19, 2015

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Jan 19th /20th '2015 So, my daughter is at that age where she is caught in between two different worlds. WHAT?!?! Yeah, you know that period in every child’s life when they are teetering in between their earlier childhood and what the kids just a bit older are into. Did I mention she is only 8? Yeah, so one day she will want to watch cartoons, and the next day she will want to watch...

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Sunday, January 18, 2015

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Jan 18th /19th '2015 So, did you happen to see THIS story? Oh man, just when you think things couldn’t possibly become more absurd, along comes 41 year old Gregory Philip Schwartz to prove you wrong. So anyway, Greg apparently had himself a grand old time down at the Big Lots store in San Diego, CA. Now if you aren’t familiar...

Saturday, January 17, 2015

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Jan 17th /18th '2015 So, as per usual it is the weekend and I slept in. Saturday and Sunday should both be renamed “sleep in day” don’t you think? Unless of course you actually have to work on the weekends. I’ve had jobs like that and they are no fun at all! Everyone else is off and you are stuck at work. UGH! But anyway, that is not the subject matter of today’s...

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Friday, January 16, 2015

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Jan 15th /16th '2015 So, why do people always say something is “Bull sh**” or “Horsesh**?” Is there something unique about those animals' “Sh**” that I don’t know about? You know, like when a situation is totally bogus or wrong or just out right absurdity? “Did you see that game last night?” “Yeah, that Ref totally blew that call!” “Yeah, it was...

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Tuesday, January 13, 2015

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Jan 13th /14th '2015 So, when I was growing up most people just did not live that long. I mean, my parents were 36 years old when they had me, and by the time I was born both of my grandfathers were already deceased. Both of my grandmothers lived fairly long lives, but neither of them reached their 90’s. When I was...

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Monday, January 12, 2015

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Jan 12th /13th '2015 So, I’ve learned a lot about children from raising them. You would think that I would know something about children from having been one once, but you can’t observe yourself truly as a child. And when you look back at your own childhood, it is through the lens of maturity so it...

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Saturday, January 10, 2015

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Jan 10th /11th '2015 So, if there are two things that I’m not a big “fan” of it would be camping or cologne. WHAT?!?! Yeah, I realize those two things don’t have anything to do with each other….or at least they shouldn’t. But sometimes they do, and the resulting outcome is a case of pure absurdity! Plus it is...

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Friday, January 9, 2015

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Jan 9th /10th '2015 So, did you see THIS story? It’s no big deal really. Just your average ordinary news account about a “Guru” who ordered the castration of 400 of his “followers”, that’s all. WHAT?!?! Oh yes folks. Sometimes there is “strange”, and other times there is “damn strange”. This story...

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Wednesday, January 7, 2015

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Jan 7th /8th '2015 So, I have always been amused by how children think and what they believe they know or understand about the world. You know, like when you were old enough to have self-awareness, but still young enough to be completely uneducated and clueless? I’m guessing like when you were...

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Monday, January 5, 2015

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Jan 5th /6th '2015 So, as anyone who knows me personally will tell you, there are two things in this world that are guaranteed to make me laugh out loud. The first is “Church Bulletin Bloopers” and the second is “News Bloopers”. There is just something about the fact that neither Church nor the News is supposed to be “funny”. It just makes the humor...

Sunday, January 4, 2015

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Jan 4th, /5th, '2015 So, if you could pick one and only one characteristic that distinguishes human beings from all of the other animals what would it be? And no, I don’t want to get into the old debate about “humans are not animals” because I know we aren’t. I’m simply wondering what you Dear Readers would say is the...

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Saturday, January 3, 2015

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Jan 3rd, /4th, '2015 So, there is a very wise saying that goes all the way back to The Bible. Now stick with me folks and relax - I’m not going to get all “preachy” on you. I’m trying to illustrate a larger point! So anyway this saying comes from Ecclesiastes 3:1 and it reads: “There is an appointed time for everything. And there is a time for every event under heaven” If that sounds familiar to you it’s because...

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