Monday, June 29, 2015

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations



Jun. 30th/July 1 '2015  So, when it comes to today's world, the key phrase that repeatedly comes to my mind is "how low can we go"?  How far down the absurdity trail will humanity travel before some "adults in the room" finally stand up and say enough is enough?  Well I have no idea, but I do know that in Russia, folks have been standing in line to await their turn at purchasing a...

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Saturday, June 27, 2015

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations



Jun. 28th/29th '2015  So, I don't know if you happened to click on THIS article during your web surfing or not, but how would you "get your kicks" if you were a billionaire?  I mean, I'm not even a millionaire, and most days I'm only fortunate enough to be a "thousandaire" and those days are usually pay days.  But I'd like to think that If I were a billionaire, I'd find better things to do with my wealth than by going on the radio and offering a $250K reward to anyone who is willing to...

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Friday, June 26, 2015

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations



Jun. 26th/27th '2015  So, I just finished re-playing an old PC game called "Bioshock". If you don't play games and/or have no interest in them, fear not. This entry is  NOT about gaming. This entry is about freedom and free will.  In this particular game, I played a character who was "under a spell" or "preprogrammed" like in that old movie 'The Manchurian Candidate'.  He was forced to carry out an act that was supposedly against his will.  His "nemesis" kept taunting him with the phrase "A Man chooses, a Slave obeys".  It is a..

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Sunday, June 21, 2015

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations



Jun. 22nd/23rd '2015  So, I stumbled across an article about a town that  I think few people in today's modern culture would want to live in.  Unless, of course, you have no problem living without your mobile phone, your television, your radio, your t.v.  or your WiFi that is.WHAT?!?!  And no, it isn't even an Amish town either!  Welcome to...

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Saturday, June 20, 2015

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations



Jun. 20th/21st '2015  So,  I would have written you sooner, but I just now finally made it back to work after two full days of airport absurdity.  Yes, apparently if you would like to travel from Virginia to Maine by way of an Airplane, you must be prepared for a long journey. WHAT?!?!  It was supposed to be no big deal.  A short flight from Virginia to Washington, D.C. Then a few hours layover.  Then a short flight from D.C. to Maine.  The first leg of the journey went...

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Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations



Jun. 17th/18th '2015  So, the NEWS is full of high absurdity as of late folks. Yes, I have wanted to shy away from this topic for a long time. I have studiously avoided addressing it over my own personal fears of rejection and ridicule. But, the time has come for me to lay aside all caution and just let the truth be known for all to see see and read.  So, the truth of the matter is that I am actually...

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Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations



Jun. 16th/17th '2015  So, as many of you Dear Readers already know, I have previously written (and rather extensively I might add) about stupid criminals and their tendency to fall asleep at the scene of the crime.  Well, fortunately for you, the absurdity and stupidity never ends and we have yet another new contestant on the "Here's Your Sign" show.  Yes, let's meet...

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Friday, June 12, 2015

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations



Jun. 13th/14th '2015  So, ​did you miss THIS ONE in your daily news feed?  I'm telling you folks, if the "politically correct" crowd isn't worked up about a racial issue, then they are busy getting absurd over a gender issue.  It must be difficult to live their lives totally consumed by perceived injustices huh? So anyway, the story details a certain... 

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Thursday, June 11, 2015

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations



Jun. 12th/13th '2015  So, ​ I'm back home from the road Y'all and I'm here to report that life is Absurd no matter where you happen to be at the moment.  In fact, today's edition is all about how "You can't always get what you want".  Yes, especially if what you want is a particular brand of Hot Dog Chili or a particular brand of malt beverage.    WHAT?!?!  Oh yes folks, last night...

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Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations



Jun. 10th/11th '2015  So, ​OK Y'all, there comes a time in every Road Warrior's life when he must go home....THANK GOD!  Yes Folks, it is "Break Time"!  Time to make like a rat and pack.  Time to make like a boat and cruise.  Time to make like a baby and head out, 'Cause Mama....Mama I'm coming home....... ;) So, as many of you regular Dear Readers already know...

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Monday, June 8, 2015

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations



Jun. 9th/10th '2015  So, I assume (if you are an informed American) that you saw THIS news report.  If you didn't, that's OK.  You didn't really need to see it, or read it, or hear it, because you could have just assumed it.  Yes folks, if you come to visit me then you already know all about...

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Sunday, June 7, 2015

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations



Jun. 8th/9th '2015  So, ​is it Absurdity to fall in love with a particular State in our fine Republic?  Oh Man!  Y'all, as many of you Dear Readers already know, I spend most of my time "on the road" earning my keep in this world, so I recently left "Absurdity PA." (actual name withheld to protect your Author here), and I now find myself in the...

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Thursday, June 4, 2015

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations



Jun. 6th/7th '2015  So, ​as many of you regular Dear Readers already know, I have just recently written about how "nobody wants to see a naked man" (Jun. 2nd/3rd '2015) Well now folks, I am compelled by the absurdity in our daily news to report to you that I have been validated in my opinion by an...

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Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Jun. 4th/5th '2015  So, ​ if you are going to be a career criminal, it is best to be one in the country of Italy. The reasoning behind this is the fact that if you are an infamous (or famous depending upon one's criminal persuasion) "mafioso", then you can simply decide that you are "allergic to prison" and then you may be allowed to...

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Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Jun. 3rd/4th '2015  So, ​every day is a brand new day.  I realize that the previous sentence I just typed seems trite and cliché to you, but it is truth. It really doesn't matter whatever happened to you  yesterday, because you really don't have any idea what the other approximately "7. whatever"  Billion people inhabiting Planet Earth had in mind  for their day yesterday either.  Yeah, it seems we...

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