Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Nov.30th /Dec.1st '2015

So,​ if you find yourself at age 72 floating down a river in "bitterly cold" temperatures and in need of a rescue, your only hope is that the cast from a
"Jack and the Beanstalk" pantomime show are on hand to save you.WHAT!?!?!?! Yes y'all, you know the drill. It's an actual thing. A true story that is both heartwarming and absurd. Of course, we...

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Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Nov.24th /Nov.25th '2015

So, if you are going to be attacked by a shirtless, shoe-less crazy person, it's probably best if you've got a clown or two nearby. WHAT!?!? Oh yes y'all, I can't make this kind of comedy gold up, it's an actual news article. So apparently two ladies were walking in downtown Toronto, Canada when some insane man started accosting them.  He was apparently barely clothed and was jumping on cars when he suddenly turned his attention to the ladies. He shoved one of them, and then...

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Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Nov.19th /Nov.20th '2015

So,  how would you like to be known as "the No.1 town in the No.2 business"? Oh yes y'all, it's a real thing. I wouldn't B.S. you about something as important as "No.2". Seriously though, did you even know that every year the company "Cintas" holds an "America's Best Restroom Awards" contest? Well, they do, and this year's winner is a small town in Colorado called Minturn. Now I myself have...

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Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Nov.16th /Nov.17th '2015  So,  it's all PROTESTSand TERRORISM y'all. Protests and Terrorism. There is nothing else going on in the world. Nobody is just existing right? NO ONE. Nobody is being born at this moment. Nobody is dying at this moment. Nobody is working, or sleeping or eating, or going to the bathroom, or committing crimes. The world has come to a complete stop, and everyone is frozen with fear over the horrific attacks in Paris France right? PLEASE! Get over yourselves "INTERNET". Seriously! If you try to...

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Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Nov.11th /Nov.12th '2015  So, ​did y'all know that "Taunting a police K-9 is a felony in Pennsylvania"? I didn't know that until today when I saw THIS ARTICLE on the "interwebs". Well, all I can say is THANK GOD I never taunted any police dogs when I was last working in Pennsylvania. Not that I have a habit of taunting ANY dogs besides my own of course. WHAT?!?! Oh yes folks, I've written about this before, and...

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Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Nov.8th /Nov.9th '2015  So, ​if there is one thing I know, it is absurdity. It's pretty much my "stock and trade" as they say. (Whomever "they" are). And, if there is one one "kink" or "bent" or "perversion" or whatever term you wish to use (to describe weird sexual desires) that totally escapes my understanding, it would have to be the "foot fetish" deal. I just don't get it. I really don't y'all! I mean, as far as I know, the human foot is...

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Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Nov.6th /Nov.7th '2015  So, did y'all see THIS ONE in your web flow lately? - "Orthorexia: An obsession with healthy eating not yet recognised by psychiatry" This article is sure to get all of the folks in the "P.C. Crowd" fired up to "total rage level". Yeah, apparently it's not permitted for anyone to point out the obvious to people in thisabsurd culture we exist and (try to) survive in. So, supposedly the word "Orthorexia" literally means “correct appetite disorder”, and I for one have a problem with that definition. And there is a...

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Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Nov.2nd/Nov.3rd '2015  So, ​​have you ever seen that fantastic, cheesy old SciFi flick called The Blob? If you haven't, you don't need to wait until next year's Halloween, you can watch the whole thing right now for free. But that's just a movie right? That could never really happen in "real life" could it? Well, probably not. But something similar and just as creepy could. In fact, it has! Only it isn't a...

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