Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

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Feb. 1st/Feb. 2nd 2016

So,​   I don't have enough money to be a Hoarder. AWHAT?!?! A Hoarder. If you haven't seen the show on TV then do a web search. But, suffice to say that it must cost a lot of money to be one. A hoarder is defined HEREfor any of you who didn't receive your "clue book". Anyway, I can't even imagine living amongst such filth; but even more puzzling to me is how  these type of people afford to accrue such a mess? What kind of job, or inheritance, or "lottery win" must one acquire to be able to...

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Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations: Odd News Humorous Observations Safe For Work

Jan. 20th/Jan. 21st  '2016

So,​   I have been hesitant to write anything lately because I wanted to wait for inspiration. (All those fellow bloggers and writers say "AYE!") Anyway, I found it now and here it is. I have the answer to our economic woes (occurring worldwide), and I hear no official candidates for U.S. President saying it specifically, so I will.STOP MAKING NEW LAWS AND REGULATIONS! That'sStep #1. We have approximately 10 billion rules and regulations currently strangling small businesses from 

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Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations: Odd News Humorous Observations Safe For Work!

Jan. 14th/Jan. 15th  '2016

So,​   I think it goes without saying that I am a writer. I cannot, however, claim that I am a "Professional Writer" because the term "Professional" denotes being paid money for your craft. Nobody pays me to write, they only "like me" on NIUME or on TWITTER, but that's OK. It's cool. Maybe one day I will be discovered for my "mad skills". In any event, my young daughter has all the signs of becoming a "Professional Writer", and I am now prepared to offer to you all her Professional Debut. I KNOW!!!   So exciting....Anyway, I will now re-type her original work as it was...

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Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations

Thatisabsurdity.com - Humorous Observations: Odd News Humorous Observations Safe For Work!

Jan. 12th/Jan. 13th  '2016

So,​   toilet paper grows on trees. It's the only viable explanation I can come up with to understand my family's situation. I mean, we all act like toilet paper is free and abundantly growing on the trees in our yard, otherwise we wouldn't go through so many rolls so quickly. But it's astonishing. Since our son is home from college on break, there are currently four of us living in the house. We possess three bathrooms, one of which is located downstairs. And without going into graphic detail, let's just say that my son and I...

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