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Apr. 15th/Apr. 16th 2016

So,​  I have warned you Dear Readers before. I told you about The Scanners (See entry from: Dec. 2nd./3rd. 2015) I have also warned you that I briefly returned to my Alter-Ego of "The Road Warrior".  So, anyway what my Mind (read EARS) heard was (and I quote) - "YouCAN'T throw up at work! Randy is always watching, and he told you, and he WILL call you out on it. You candrink, but you can'tthrow up at work or heWILL let you go". Now, I ask you Dear Readers, do you think you would want anyone...

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Apr. 13th/Apr. 14th 2016

So,​   I feel like "The Road Warrior" again Y'all. For those of you who may be new to "My Own Absurdity", I used to work 'on the road' as they say in my previous employ. My new position is still kind of a travel job, but locally based. However, for the next two nights I am living out of a Hotel Room while in "Field Training". It brings back old memories. Some good, others not so much. But it's all for the best I assume. So it all feels so familiar like an old shoe. Isn't it strange how...

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Apr. 9th/Apr. 10th 2016

So,​   have you ever made or received a prank call? I honestly thought that this "pastime" was truly a thing of the past. Who answers the phone anymore? Nobody I know does. Well, I suppose many businesses still do, but only in the hopes that it will be a paying customer on the other end. But, for one unfortunate business in Minnesota the other night, answering the phone cost them thousands of dollars in damages. Yeah, the...

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Apr. 6th/Apr. 7th 2016

So,​   as many of you long time Readers already know, I have written extensively about how the race to replace human workers with A.I. and Robots will have far reaching consequences for vast numbers of people in the near future. So you can imagine my delight when I stumbled upon THIS little gem in the news today. It seems there is at least one occupation where the Robots are a big failure - Food Service. Yup! Your Robot is...

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Apr. 4th/Apr. 5th 2016

So,​   I guess I should apologize to my younger Readers for helping to create a future Monster that they must eventually deal with, but my young Daughter will one day become a "Cat Lady". YUP!!! It's honestly not entirely my fault. I mean, I am her actual, biological Father, that much is true. But my Daughter is actually a spiritual and physical twin of my late Mother. And NO, she is not a "Reincarnation" of my Mother, and not...

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Apr. 2nd/Apr. 3rd 2016

So,​   my kids ruined Netflix y'all. WHAT?!?!Well, they ruined Netflix for me anyway. Do you have a Netflix account? If so, then I will be "preaching to the choir" as they say. If you don't, then here is how it happens. When you first sign up with Netflix, they will ask you to pick from a list of genres that interest you such as "Comedy" or "Drama" or "Horror" or "Suspense" or whatever. Then they offer you a choice of various Movies and Television Series that fall...

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