So (Insert Your Name Here), YOU are in big trouble! You probably don't remember this, but I do. You see, about forty years ago you sexually assaulted me! Now don't ask me the exact date, because it was a long time ago and I simply can't remember. But you and I attended (Insert Your High School Name Here) together, and it happened at a party. Of course, it was a long time ago so I don't remember who was hosting the party, but it was obviously somebody we both knew. Probably. Anyway, what I do remember is that (Insert A Mutual Acquaintance Name Here) was there and saw what you did to me. Frankly, I don't care if (Insert A Mutual Acquaintance Name Here) denies it. I remember it, and that's all that matters. Well, that and the fact that I have finally mustered up the courage to ruin your life.
Yes, I realize that I've had forty some odd years to bring this up before and never did until now. No, I never reported you to the local Police back then, but I'm willing to allow them to investigate now. Of course, the trail may be a bit cold at this point seeing as how I can't remember the date of the assault or the address of the assault. Well, that and the fact that you never actually were successful in getting my clothes off, so there is no "DNA" to test. But none of that matters (Insert Your Name Here)! I know you are guilty, and that is "my truth".
Because of what you did (Insert Your Name Here) , you don't deserve that (Insert Your New Job/Promotion/Career Here). Yes, I have watched you progress through your life in silence all these many years. No, I never once tried to stop your advancement or achievement before. But now the stakes are simply too high. You see (Insert Your Name Here), your (Insert Your New Job/Promotion/Career Here) conflicts with my personal beliefs. My "truth" if you will. And after all, I'm all that really matters to me. So you see? I simply had to come forward now. To be honest with you (Insert Your Name Here), I've already considered the fact that most of what I am now saying cannot be independently verified. Fortunately for me, in this day and age of Social Media and "Fake News", I know that there will be millions of people who share my personal beliefs about you. They, like me, don't really care what happened forty years ago, so long as you are prevented from obtaining that (Insert Your New Job/Promotion/Career Here).
Nowadays, the only "truth" that matters is the one that I and people like me share. We simply want what is best for us and people like us. You (Insert Your Name Here) are not one of us. You don't look like us, act like us, think like us, and most importantly, vote like us. Honestly, it's as if you are opposite of us in most every way! In fact, my friends and I have come to the conclusion (Insert Your Name Here) that you are actually against us. That pretty much makes you the enemy. And you know what they say (Insert Your Name Here), "All is fair in love and war!". No pun intended, of course. But make no mistake (Insert Your Name Here), this is war. You are the enemy, and you absolutely must be prevented from getting that (Insert Your New Job/Promotion/Career Here). No matter the cost. My friends and I will sacrifice everything for what we believe. For our truth. We will give up our dignity. We will have no shame. We will do or say whatever we must to achieve our goals and insure our success. And if it means that I remember you sexually assaulted me forty years ago, so be it. Sexual Assault is horrible and you are horrible, so of course you must be guilty.
Now, I want you to know (Insert Your Name Here) that I am willing to forgive and forget if we can come to a mutually beneficial understanding. I'm sure you want this whole disgusting matter to simply go away, and I can make that happen for you. As I'm sure you are aware, the general public has a very short attention span. Most folks don't care as much as you or I do about such things. So here is what I am willing to do (Insert Your Name Here). If you would simply give up on that (Insert Your New Job/Promotion/Career Here) and go away quietly, then I will agree to do the same. We will both just fade away, and in a few short days or weeks nobody will remember either one of us. Then we can all be happy again. What do you say (Insert Your Name Here), do we have a deal? I sure hope so. For your sake mostly, as I'm starting to remember that you did a lot more than just the one assault on me back in High School. A whole lot more.
